New Puppy... New ideas

My sister's husband recently brought home a puppy for my nieces and sister. Its a mutt and i have previously not thought myself a puppy lover or liker however due to recent experiences with this mutt that my thoughts might have changed. I have no pictures of him yet but i plan to get some so hold on. With other new ideas after getting this job working with tweens i have thought to myself that i cannot be stuck working with tweens my entire life or making minimum wage so i have decided to go to school. So now that I have a new puppy (The mutt is going to be doubling as my boyfriend since it excels in many more ways that boy friends may not be able to... such as giving me my space jogging with me,cuddling when i am okay with it etc. i think it might in fact be better) I have new ideas and i am going to hopefully go to school in the spring.

Tweens

Tweens are ages between the age of seven to fourteen. I have recently got a job that sale tween clothing. In all honesty i wish that i hadn't but I think that it must all be for the best and it is good to get new experiences. However evil thoughts do keep popping into my mind to make the job more interesting such as telling small children that Santa Clause is not real and then see the little children cry. I am however not evil enough to follow through with this thought but i do in fact think it which might not be the nicest thing. I have however learned that Tweens are not all the time my favorites.... I guess that the truth is the tweens parents are not my favorite they do in fact become ruthless and not nice when dealing with sales. I have however to deal with the twist in fate that i am working at a tween clothing store have taken on a different persona which a southern gal... i pick up a southern accent and when people are rude to me or i don't feel like being out going then my southern gal comes out and nothing touches me. So that is what is going on in the magical world of me.

When we fight we come CRACKED!!!

For the Feast that my sister held we rehearsed a sword fight however the last practice that we had before we preformed my sister got to my face. You may not be able to tell in the picture but my chin looks a little worse for wear.

I dont know how it happened...continued

Along with being a nerdy boy i don't know how it happened but i am now going to be a brides maid for a wedding coming up in just a few months. How it happened i went out to lunch with my sister and one of her friends and her friend is talking about her wedding and she leans over to me (i have known this women for less then two months mind you and she is awesome so it not like it is a problem but she has only known me for like a month and a half.) and says you are going to be in the wedding right? you can imagine my astonishment so i agreed. (that might turn out to be a problem for me when i am not expecting something i just agree.) So i am going to be in a wedding and a church play and we shall see what else happens. As for pictures i have some from a dress up party that i went to. it was a Renaissance party and i was Jane Seymour (Henry VIII third and favorite wife) my sister was Anne Boleyn (Henry VIII second wife) My mother Kathrine of Aragon (Henry VIII first wife) and My brother in law was Henry VIII so it might of been a little weird with everybody in the family.

I am not exatly sure how it happened

My sister is a children's minister for a not that well known of a church but she is awesome at what she does. Since moving i have been involved with things that i did not mean to get involved in. Such as judging a debate round (I have never done that before and am relatively sure that i did that wrong.) Also getting involved with a educational thing that i was not even aware of what it was to begin with. Then the most recent my sister is conducting a Christmas play and she ran short of males so of course i am the most obvious choice to fill in. So somehow i am now in the Christmas play of a church that i am not even a member of. So we shall see how well i play a sixth grade nerdy boy for the Christmas play. I am not exactly sure how it happened.

Adventures...not the good kind.

I had committed to help out with a trip to six flags with my sisters church and so we all piled into a old van and headed for a two hour car trip. On the way there our vans tire went flat. Luckily we got the spare out and fixed it and we were on our way. Then after six or seven hour of chasing children around an amusement park we headed back homes. Half way back we noticed the exhaust was working extra hard so we rolled down our windows so we did not die. Twenty minutes before dropping off the kids our car caught on fire. This unfortunately is not a joke it literally was on fire. So we waited on the side of the freeway for a while and i had no reception on my phone and my sisters phone had died. So while i was holding one of the little girls i start telling a story to make her feel better i say "my dad would say that this is an adventure... he says that when things dont go the right way" The little girl goes "This is not a good adventure... i dont like it" my comforting tactic did not work. :)
I believe that we should have turned around when the tire went flat. But that is not how you make adventures.

Job Hunt

I wonder why a job cant just come to me and say "Hi, i am your dream job and i would be happy if you would come and work for me. oh and we pay you incredible amounts of money."
I am still looking for my dream job considering none has approched me. :)
It seems that i am applying everywhere. Alas i will keep up the search.

Car accident

Yesterday i had the unfortunate problem of running into a cement wall with my car. Upon remember that i have had bad luck with things that run on wheels. Such as dirt bike accidents, scooters, regular bikes and cars i am thinking that i shall just keep my legs on the ground and walk to where i need to go. Luckily i did not get seriously hurt but i did what i have always been meant to do... i stopped traffic unfortunately i stopped it with my car wreck and not my fabulous looks. :)

Sword Fight

A perk to living with a sister that is completely secure with herself is that there are random things that are done and seem to be perfectly okay.
Yesterday my sister pulled out two swords and we practice sword fighting in the front yard. No i am not joking and it was a blast. I recommend that if you have not sword fought that you go and find a sword as soon as possible and find someone willing to sword fight with you.
This might be my new favorite things!

Relocated

I have now been relocated for four days! It has been fun! Even though i miss people greatly it has been quite an adventure! I wanted to try and find a wal-mart the other day so i got in my Buick and set off apparently it is very easy to get lost. I got lost in the city found my way back.... got lost somewhere totally different and did not find my way back without much assistance.
So as fun as it has been to be in a new town with new possibilities it is also daunting in its unfamiliarity.

The icky detox

The new push!! I am trying a new detox program trying to cleanse everything in my life including my body. My sister is the main influence in this because i don't cook before this my main food group was walking into a restaurant and getting food whether it belonged in my body or not. Now i am a little more dependant on fruits and veggies. Also i am giving up Coffee for two weeks and i am on my third day and i think that i want to cry a little bit this is made all the more worse because i have to drink icky cranberry juice (non sweetened) and a lot of it. So i am hoping that these two weeks fly by faster than the last two days have gone.